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10 Craftiest Christmas Fibs Parents tell their Kids

Ta daaa! You crafty lot! Thanks for telling us those amusing “economical with the truth” moments to help your festive season run smoothly. Not that we encourage Pinocchio behaviour you understand. So here are your top 10 festive fibs – except the obvious one of course. (Some clever little eyes may be able to read…)

top ten xmas fibs parents tell their kids
Yob reindeer and Santa CCTV ?

Santa is the all seeing eye. You’re no-one in this town until Santa’s on your case…

If the light on the motion sensor flickers, it's santa watching you know...

 

 

Enlist many decorating helpers: 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree…

Santas birds help decorate the tree

 

 

Santa paranoia is a condition we all suffer from until we reach double figures…

flashing lights on planes means santas watching

 

 

Every time a bell rings a fairy gets it’s wings, sadly there’s a flipside…

advent calendars threaten elves vitality

 

 

The chimney entrance is so last season. Now it’s Santa swipe cards and iris technology…

top ten xmas fibs 5 santa has door key

 

 

When Santa runs out of sleep dust, blackmail tactics are required…

top ten xmas fibs 6

 

 

Ethical reindeers are prone to acts of garden vandalism when threatened with inorganic GMO-free stale vegetables…

top ten xmas fibs 7 reindeer tantrum

 

 

Santa is everywhere. Literally…

Santa CCTV ensures good behaviour

 

 

Read the new Cosatto SS15 brochure just once and great stuff happens, you fall in love with a pushchair and obsess over a highchair. Ace. Read your toy brochure too much though, Santa goes on strike. There’s a message in there somewhere…

put that toy catalogue down or santa downs tools

 

 

Nothing like being in that minus-presents zone to encourage angelic behaviour…

santas phone surveillance system

 

 

Thanks guys. Next up…non-crimbo white lies we tell our kids. Keep ‘em coming. Comment below or on www.facebook.com/clubcosatto

Happy calm Christmas…

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