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Gross Things You Do Now You’re A Parent

Gross Things You Do Now You’re A Parent…

So Rochelle Hume has divided fans after admitting she sucked snot out of her daughter’s nose whilst it was blocked. Read the full story here.

I must admit, I did this for all of my 3 when they were newborn….yes, I was told by my close friends it was disgusting, but what you do for love eh?

So we had a think of a few other gross things we have done now that we’re parents. Here are some of the loving things we’ve had to deal with:

1 –

Have you ever had to use your hands to scoop the poop from the bath? Damn chasing those things round the bath!

2-

My 2 year old had decided she needed a poo as we were getting on the motorway. It was only meant to be a 10 minute journey home, but stopped in motorway traffic meant I had to sit with the vision and stench of a poo staring at me from the passenger seat for half an hour.

3 –

Squirting milk from your nipples into baby’s eye to help with conjunctivitis, aim and fire…

4-

Having your husband massage your boob whilst you have mastitis as your ducts are blocked…..a truly glamorous situ!

5 –

This is true love – using Vaseline to grease up a bum hole that has a poo half in half out! Good old Vaseline makes the route easier. Who thought pulling poos out of a human would be on your to-do list?

6 –

Holding your little boy over a steaming hot bath whilst he was constipated and in pain… then having to go full force and pull the poo out. At least it wasn’t this….

 

There seems to be a common theme across all of these…. 💩 💩 💩

What have you found yourselves doing on this wonderful eye-opening journey of parenthood?

 

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