GREAT BRITISH BRAND SEEKS DIRECTOR OF HAPPY. REALLY.
Ever thrown up over your boss? Had a wild tantrum in a meeting? Do you like being spoon fed and sleeping after lunch? Do you throw your toys out of the pram often? Take the ball home? Then we want you.
Dressing up (in other people’s shoes).
Dancing wildly to tunes.
Choosing all the bright colours and patterns.
Blowing raspberries at the CEO.
Being honest – we want to know what you like and don’t like.
Be a chatterbox.
Be a team player.
Love the camera
Most importantly: Be available for 1 day of work in January 2018 and aged between 3-5 years old.
Perks of the job…
364 days holiday per year.
Free juice & jellybeans.
Unlimited use of the slide.
£300 Cosatto vouchers for your Parent-ger
We’re ready to up the fun and happiness round here even more. We need your special powers to help us Save the World from Boring Baby Stuff. Apply with your name, age, photo, fave food, fave colour and fave teddy to:
Job applications close on 7th January 2018.